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About torio123 : Heeeyy, my name is Tori, I'm 14, I have a rather large family and an adorable (but mean and savage) toy poodle. His name is Jacques. :)
I live in Australia 8DDD
If you message me, there is a very very small chance that I will reply, because I'm always on my iPod.
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I can be a bit of a bitch, so don't make me mad (:
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(/•_•)/ I have a Kim Kardashian butt.. \(•_•\)
you know I actually kinda like it...
Yeah, I’m weird O_o
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I actually fell for the "Delete System 32 on your PC, it makes it run faster" trick. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by Noob (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)
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