About tona01 : Hi (IF YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF MY DESCRIPTION, YOU'LL GET A SURPRISE), i guess you are reading my profile because you liked/disliked one of my comments, if you liked it, thanks, if you didn't, well everybody has an opinion. If my comment offended you, i'm sorry, it was probably a sarcastic joke, so don't take it seriously.
I'm normally a very chill person, i live in mexico city, and no i ain't a drugdealer nor the son of a druglord. I have very curly and long hair( not so long anymore...), and i write a lot of modern poetry( not that roses are red, lillies are blue crap), surreal stories, songs for my rock band and texts about my views of the world
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dubstep, rock, metal, phsyco, blues, jazz etc. I just don't like pop.
Art, sports like snowboard, bogey boarding, basketball and jogging.
And intelligent conversations
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Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)
Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
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Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)
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