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About tona01 : Hi (IF YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF MY DESCRIPTION, YOU'LL GET A SURPRISE), i guess you are reading my profile because you liked/disliked one of my comments, if you liked it, thanks, if you didn't, well everybody has an opinion. If my comment offended you, i'm sorry, it was probably a sarcastic joke, so don't take it seriously.
I'm normally a very chill person, i live in mexico city, and no i ain't a drugdealer nor the son of a druglord. I have very curly and long hair( not so long anymore...), and i write a lot of modern poetry( not that roses are red, lillies are blue crap), surreal stories, songs for my rock band and texts about my views of the world
dubstep, rock, metal, phsyco, blues, jazz etc. I just don't like pop.
Art, sports like snowboard, bogey boarding, basketball and jogging.
And intelligent conversations
Message me if you like
And your surprise is a cyber cookie congratulations :)!!!!!!!
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Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
Friday 22 May 2015