About Tona01
Hi (IF YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF MY DESCRIPTION, YOU'LL GET A SURPRISE), i guess you are reading my profile because you liked/disliked one of my comments, if you liked it, thanks, if you didn't, well everybody has an opinion. If my comment offended you, i'm sorry, it was probably a sarcastic joke, so don't take it seriously. I'm normally a very chill person, i live in mexico city, and no i ain't a drugdealer nor the son of a druglord. I have very curly and long hair( not so long anymore...), and i write a lot of modern poetry( not that roses are red, lillies are blue crap), surreal stories, songs for my rock band and texts about my views of the world i like dubstep, rock, metal, phsyco, blues, jazz etc. I just don't like pop. Art, sports like snowboard, bogey boarding, basketball and jogging. And intelligent conversations Message me if you like And your surprise is a cyber cookie congratulations :)!!!!!!!
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Tona01's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML

By hannah - / Thursday 17 February 2011 05:58 / United Kingdom

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

By howler - / Tuesday 15 February 2011 06:44 / United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

By FMLTIMESTWO - / Wednesday 10 June 2009 04:36 / United States

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

By Eva / Sunday 13 February 2011 09:32 / France

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

By superdriver / Monday 7 February 2011 17:46 / Mexico