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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 March 1985 (30 years)
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TODAY, I GOT A HARCUT FOR THE FRST TIME IN ALMOST A YEAR. I THOUGHT IT LOOKED REALLY NICE AND MADE ME LOOK GOOD. ON MY WAY TO CVS, I RAN INTO ONE OF MY FRIENDS. HE EXAMINED ME AND SAID, "YOU LOOK... LIKE A CRACK WHORE." FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was on my way home from work an decided to stop at the grocery store!! I purchased $200 in groceries an went to put them in my car!! I then realized I drove my motorcycle today!! FML

#916470
159 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I was sitting in mah chemistry classhen a sick girl behind me askd "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher bieng smart said "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile the girl behind me startd throwing up all over her desk an me . FML

#901011
111 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday I got back a paper after a peer review. I had worked really hard on it over the last week and was proud of the end result. When I got the paper back the only positive comment on the paper was ( well I really like the blue staple you used to hold it together. ) FML

#897459
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On 04/10/2009 at 3:12am - misc - by Kim (woman) - United States

Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job !! The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss !! I said, "You're really hardworking !! Do you alway work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down !! Today's Friday !! real FML

#897398
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On 04/10/2009 at 3:06am - work - by sifa (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I was selling cookie doug 4 a fund raiser at an old folks ome. One lady orderd a box and told me tat se lovd cookie doug. I told er it'd be ere in 4 weeks, se said ( O I can't wait! ). Not really tinking, as I left I said, ( I ope you can make it till ten! ). FML

#891660
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On 04/09/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by phatkroger10 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a missad call from mah dad,ho hasn't talkad to ma in months an has vowad not to hava anything to do with ma. I callad him back axcitadly an apologizad fir missing his call, an wa had a 20-sacond convarsation about how his phona accidantally dialad mah numbar. FML

#886706
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On 04/09/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was the frst one to wear the ugly corporate shrts we recieved. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet an saw the shrt gapes open in front an you could see my boobs. FML

#882565
107 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 4:44am - work - by Uglyshirts (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

today I was having a horrible day!! I was laying on the couch, crying, when mah dog cummed up on the couch to console me!! I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is!! As I was sobbing, I heard something!! My dog farted into mah mouth!! Twice!! FML

#879478
114 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm - animals - by BadBreath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, Mah Good Friendho Just Had A Babby Grl Sent Her Newborn's Pictures To Me Via Picture Message . To Reply, Instead Of Writing "Awwwwww" I Wrote "Ewwwwww" By Mistake . FML

#873760
156 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by nothing (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today I was at a gay bar an asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she looool tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, r u pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been an always will be a woman, asshole." FML

#866665
121 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by thatwasmiz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah boss informed me that it is now mah responsibility to wash the dishes, since mah co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 2:08am - work - by aeterne (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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