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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tikicrown : im shy but when im with family, friends, and people i know i act myself which is weird, random, and funny xP i like to read, draw, hang wit my pals, and yeah.. z

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Today, I Textd Dad To Tell Him I'm Staying At Boyfriend's House And Won't Be Home. Since I Had Predictive Text On, Phone Didn't Quite Get The Word 'home' - The Message I Sent Said, 'I'm Staying At Will's, I'll Be Good Tonight.' FML

#6852058
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12305) - you deserved it (25462)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

yesterday I dropped my pencil in Bio an I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing u know it I tipped the desk over an I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

#6722674
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30667) - you deserved it (5806)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, a old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because mah nipples were visible under mah white tee . I am a 37 year old man . FML

#6373189
53 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 7:41pm - health - by Mondo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting my nepew. He was watcing te episode were Spongebob smases is guitar wile playing. I walk into te kitcen to make im a snack, and I ear a loud cras... My nepew smasing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

#6366811
100 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by maxus - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting my nepew. He was watcing te episode were Spongebob smases is guitar wile playing. I walk into te kitcen to make im a snack, and I ear a loud cras... My nepew smasing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

#6366811
100 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by maxus - United States (New York)

Today whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to mah song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to mah face. FML

#6364461
62 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Missed My Bus. I Had To Ride My Bike 2 Miles. Once I Left, Some Jerk Nerely Hit Me. I Flipped Him Off And Shouted Obsceneties. It Was My Dad, Offering Me A Ride. He Left. FML

#6357230
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7765) - you deserved it (37345)

On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)

Today... I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793
176 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out tat ma dad as been aving an affair. Wit ma formerly favorite teacer. Te best part? Yesterday, se announcd to te class tat se was pregnant. I clappd and congratulatd er. FML

#6318893
84 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping with my babby daughter when an older woman cummd up to me. She glard and said, "You know, if u kids lerend how to keep your legs closd, u wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

#6288438
265 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE HER MOM SAID SHE WOULD BUY HER A PUG IF SHE DID. I GOT DUMPD FIR A DOG, AND AN UGLY ONE FIR THAT MATTER. FML

#6100945
146 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet!! I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it!! As I dried it, some girls were laughing!! I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet!! Then I noticed my pants were still down!! FML

#790752
56 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by tmac (woman) - United States



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