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tikicrown
  • Town/Country : Tracy, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tikicrown : im shy but when im with family, friends, and people i know i act myself which is weird, random, and funny xP i like to read, draw, hang wit my pals, and yeah.. z

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Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9098) - you deserved it (17519)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

#6722674 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (22851) - you deserved it (4310)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in line in the grocery store with my 3 year old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had a cow with sunglasses on on it. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36401) - you deserved it (2101)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, a old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37 year old man. FML

#6373189 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (15030) - you deserved it (3540)

On 11/19/2009 at 7:41pm - health - by Mondo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was watching the episode where Spongebob smashes his guitar while playing. I walk into the kitchen to make him a snack, and I hear a loud crash... My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

#6366811 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (22108) - you deserved it (2567)

On 11/19/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by maxus - United States (New York)

Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML

#6364461 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (5080) - you deserved it (22835)

On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

#6357230 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (5026) - you deserved it (24479)

On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793 (173)

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On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

#6318893 (87)

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On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

#6288438 (304)

I agree, your life sucks (29062) - you deserved it (2518)

On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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On 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

#790752 (54)

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On 04/03/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by tmac (woman) - United States



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