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by LD / 01/23/2015 at 11:46am / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by SilverZephyr / 01/16/2015 at 7:49am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by everysingleone / 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm / United States / Love
by hegchog12 / 01/15/2015 at 9:38pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
by licensed_ginger / 01/08/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by MonsterProblems / 01/07/2015 at 2:07am / Croatia / Health
Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
by whovian / 12/25/2014 at 10:17am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by punaise ... / 12/04/2014 at 9:12pm / France (Franche-Comte) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by That_Indian_Guy / 11/15/2014 at 8:25am / United States (Florida) / Work
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
by really / 11/06/2014 at 7:30pm / United States / Love
by jobless / 11/05/2014 at 9:03pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
by Not so much of a teachers pet / 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…