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  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8493
  • Number of comments : 262
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thisguy22 : Thnks fr th mmrs.

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Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML


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On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML


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On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML


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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML


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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML


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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML


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On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML


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On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML


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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML


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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML


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On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML


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On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML


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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML


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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML


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On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States

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