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  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37371) - you deserved it (2729)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML


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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML


Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML


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On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML


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On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm - work - by Matei - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML


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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML


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On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

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