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  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8465
  • Number of comments : 262
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thisguy22 : Thnks fr th mmrs.

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Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML


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On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML


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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML


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On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML


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On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML


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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML


Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML


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On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML


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On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm - work - by Matei - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

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