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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 6032
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54426) - you deserved it (6183)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah suparior gava ma a box of atharnat cablas which wara praviously attachd to mainframas storing classifid data. Ha raquastd I cut tham in half so that tha rasidual data would laak out. Not only doas this guy maka twica mah salary, thara was no convincing him otharwisa. Wa cut tham up.

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59487) - you deserved it (5437)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I draggd myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home an rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislike me so much, but I did as he said. He calld later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

#20823652
65 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 10:44am - work - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to mah boss's dinner party. My sister,ho also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kickd her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's babby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
97 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma usband and I arrivd in Barbados on vacation. We visitd a club, and tey ad a selection of drinks wit werd names. My usband orderd one calld te Raging Bitc, flickd is finger towards me, and said to te barkeeper, ( Migt as well get someting I'm usd to. ) FML

#20820272
86 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

#20816318
116 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today,hile taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket . I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool . Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet . I was robbed with my own knife . FML

TODAY, I WENT TO MY DAD, HOPING TO CONFESS SOMETHING TO HIM. HE QUICKLY SAID THAT IF I'D GOT MY GRLFRIEND PREGNANT, HE'D KILL ME. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. I HAD TO MAKE UP A LIE INSTEAD ABOUT STEALING $50 FROM HIS WALLET ONCE AS A KID, WHICH HE THEN DEMANDED I PAY BACK IN FULL. REAL FML

#20813928
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30408) - you deserved it (44048)

On 07/31/2013 at 6:49pm - misc - by psychic parents, how do they work? :( (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decoratd table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had orderd all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. mega FML

#20810418
55 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend an I were going at it doggy style, really fast,hen she startd laughing. I askd her wat was so amusing an she giggld, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

#20808604
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60464) - you deserved it (8980)

On 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a kid 4 the first time. She askd if she could watch a movie, so I downloadd Cinderella 4 her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standard of beauty an abusive relationships, an how I suck 4 liking the movie. FML

#20806393
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44786) - you deserved it (7907)

On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland

Today, I went on a blind date that friends set up!! Not only did date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins!! When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered ( Fuck it ) and left!! mega FML

#20806263
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45489) - you deserved it (3693)

On 07/27/2013 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonycunt (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

TODAY , I WAS TALKING TO MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT HOW I'M JEALOUS OF HER BEST GUY FRIEND ALWAYS HANGING AROUND HER. SHE RESPONDED BY SAYING , ( WAIT , I THOUGHT YOU KNEW I WAS DATING HIM TOO? ) FML



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