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  • Number of visits : 6035
  • Number of comments : 177
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Today , an old man walked up to me , said , "Hey missy , u wanna see an antique?" and winked!! FML

#21384188
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22458) - you deserved it (1874)

On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)

Today.. . I managed to take an entre shower without realizing my socks were on . I washed my feet . FML

#21382179
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21431) - you deserved it (8519)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32193) - you deserved it (6511)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27109) - you deserved it (2059)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Yesterday... I was pulled over by a police officer cuz e tougt I was skipping scool. I'm 24 and we graduated ig scool togeter. FML

#21377506
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35766) - you deserved it (2486)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130) - you deserved it (9711)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

2day while working at McDonald's, a guy askd me to deep fry his salad . FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today,hila having sax with my boyfriand, soma homalas looool parson cama up to tha window and startad doing a voica-ovar. fat FML

#21374736
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83) - you deserved it (9509)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spant 5 hours organizing my porn collaction on my computar. What tha hall am I doing with my lifa? FML

#21373875
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23273) - you deserved it (21611)

On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, after 4 yeres of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new cairs for ma subordinates. Te logistics people came and concluded tat tere r more broken cairs tan good ones, but suggested tat peraps we sould all go on a diet. FML

#21372747
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25575) - you deserved it (2541)

On 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm - work - by Matei - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today,hile Discussing Mah Grades With Mah Mother , She Told Me Thathen She Was Mah Age She Was Dumb But Hardworking , And Mah Dad Was Lazy But Very Smart. She Then Added , "You Managed To Get The Worst Out Of Each Of Us." FML

#21372077
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28357) - you deserved it (3136)

On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (6347)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML

#21369959
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34866) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above mah forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, ( Quitting. ) real FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (2017)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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