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thisguy22
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7661
  • Number of comments : 223
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>grandtheftautumn</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 7:37pm<b>Leigghhh</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:06pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 2:54pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 10:44am<b>C7</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 1:00am<b>qdawg06</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:40pm<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 11:52am<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:02am<b>brentt2711</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:38am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 6:57am<b>ohmissjane</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 4:36am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 2:04am<b>fairy1775</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:13am<b>oasis359</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 12:38am<b>trevorr_16</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 7:04pm<b>constipation</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:21pm

Fucked!<b>grandtheftautumn</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 6:21pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 4:54pm<b>Jflowers9296</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:40pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:25pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:46pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 4:24am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 9:19pm<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 5:07pm<b>Toolishing</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 4:19pm

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thisguy22's favorite FMLs

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

#21458278
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (1728)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:25pm - kids - by ambiiii - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

#21457543
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21105) - you deserved it (3132)

On 08/18/2015 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

#21452247
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25312) - you deserved it (2241)

On 08/05/2015 at 1:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

#21428226
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (3699)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I was rear-ended. While I was yelling, "WHAT THE F..." the lady who hit me completely freaked out and drove into me again. Twice. FML

#21425087
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25975) - you deserved it (2047)

On 06/12/2015 at 5:09pm - misc - by BrakesNotBumpers (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

#21422192
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30236) - you deserved it (2235)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:46am - misc - by .......... (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

#21421711
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31800) - you deserved it (5989)

On 06/06/2015 at 10:37am - love - by sad and hungry (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

#21412638
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (2158)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML

#21406331
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17366) - you deserved it (25492)

On 05/07/2015 at 5:43pm - money - by NevertheKool (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

#21406019
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (4843)

On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML

Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

#21405437
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27493) - you deserved it (3273)

On 05/06/2015 at 12:13am - misc - by msleea - United States (California)

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28807) - you deserved it (4825)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
101 comments


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