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Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
Today, when I droppd my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I askd his name. My daughter explaind: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See u later, mom!" FML
Today, after 4 yeres of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new cairs for ma subordinates. Te logistics people came and concluded tat tere r more broken cairs tan good ones, but suggested tat peraps we sould all go on a diet. FML
Today,hile Discussing Mah Grades With Mah Mother , She Told Me Thathen She Was Mah Age She Was Dumb But Hardworking , And Mah Dad Was Lazy But Very Smart. She Then Added , "You Managed To Get The Worst Out Of Each Of Us." FML
Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015