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Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I discovard tat wifa namd our kids aftar ar formar lovars. Wa ava two sons and a daugtar. maga FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND WAS SITTING ON MY LAP AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FART. I CUMMED INSTANTLY. FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today a technician from my ISP cummed to my house to replace my router. He asked fir a glass of water one thing led to another an fir some reason I'll never fully understand we ended up having sex. Looks lyk porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. fat FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, IT WAS MY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. AS WE WERE ABOUT TO EXCHANGE GIFTS, HE GOT A CALL AND SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY. WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY? HIS GUILD LEADER COULDN'T FIND ANOTHER HEALER TO FINISH A RAID AND PROMISED MY BOYFRIEND GEAR IF HE WOULD STEP UP. MEGA FML

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On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

2day I started the job of mah dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I was driving mah twin daughters to school,hen I accidentally honked mah horn . I told them it was an accident . One of mah kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell ( asshole ) afterwards . FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , my girlfriend was giving me a hand job , which was great , until she startd saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

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On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spend all of his money going to "Magic" card convention acros the country!! FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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