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Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML

#19658445
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6247) - you deserved it (37650)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Cam (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

#19319555
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21410) - you deserved it (6699)

On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

#19263580
95 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years old. FML

#19200662
111 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by smellybelly (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34674) - you deserved it (12219)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
189 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML

#17724529
153 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31205) - you deserved it (3820)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

#16701794
97 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm - health - by Hopslammer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

#15693395
125 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

#15024554
104 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

#14647585
103 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by saddened97 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML

#13624722
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21364) - you deserved it (5711)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)



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