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About theonlybassist : I play bass or guitar. Like to think I can sing for my band but mainly just screams. Love rocking out with my band.
I'm not a grammar nazi but people that don't use vowels piss me off.
Music is my life!
Favorite bands/biggest influences:
Pierce the Veil
Of Mice and Men
old Escape the Fate
A Day to Remember
Sleeping with Sirens
Vic Fuentes, Tim Mcilrath, Ronnie Radke, Beau Bokan, Matt Heafy, Jeremy McKinnon, Shayley Bourget, Austin Carlile, Craig Owens and my Dad are my idols.
Message me if you want to I'm on my phone a lot so yer it might be a while before you get a reply :p there isn't a lot else to me other than music :)
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML