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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1102
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About theonlybassist : I play bass or guitar. Like to think I can sing for my band but mainly just screams. Love rocking out with my band.

I'm not a grammar nazi but people that don't use vowels piss me off.

Music is my life!

Favorite bands/biggest influences:
Rise Against
Pierce the Veil
Of Mice and Men
old Escape the Fate
Blessthefall
A Day to Remember
D.R.U.G.S
Trivium
Sleeping with Sirens

Vic Fuentes, Tim Mcilrath, Ronnie Radke, Beau Bokan, Matt Heafy, Jeremy McKinnon, Shayley Bourget, Austin Carlile, Craig Owens and my Dad are my idols.

Message me if you want to I'm on my phone a lot so yer it might be a while before you get a reply :p there isn't a lot else to me other than music :)

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TODAY , MY 9 YEAR OLD NIECE ASKD ME IF I WAS A VIRGIN. I TOLD HER , "YES , I'M SAVING MYSELF UNTIL MARRIAGE". SHE REPLID , "THAT'S A LOAD OF BULLSHIT , YOU JUST CAN'T GET A GUY!" SADLY , SHE'S RIGHT. FAT FML

#4025974
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48330) - you deserved it (8190)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:55am - kids - by Kimberly (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , MY 9 YEAR OLD NIECE ASKD ME IF I WAS A VIRGIN. I TOLD HER , "YES , I'M SAVING MYSELF UNTIL MARRIAGE". SHE REPLID , "THAT'S A LOAD OF BULLSHIT , YOU JUST CAN'T GET A GUY!" SADLY , SHE'S RIGHT. FAT FML

#4025974
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48330) - you deserved it (8190)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:55am - kids - by Kimberly (woman) - United States (California)

Today ma boyfriend and I were catting on MSN. He ad to go run down to te corner market but left is webcam on. Sortly after e left I watcd is moter steal 60 dollars out of is wallet. He doesn't believe me. mega FML

#3764935
136 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 1:04am - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Went To Write "Happy Bday, I Love You" On Mah Grlfriend's Car Window To Surprise Her When She Woke Up . I Was The One Who Got The Surprise When I Saw Her, In Her Backseat, Having Sex . FML

#3165290
185 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at tha cafataria of mah school with mah boyfriand and ha dumpad ma!! I was kinda axpacting it!! What I wasn't axpacting was that ha'd start running in front of avaryona, scraaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at tha top of his lungs and that ha'd kiss tha first girl ha saw!! FML

#2822887
298 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I decided to confess mah feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks , but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care , because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there , I saw her making out with another girl. FML

#2785854
186 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 9:43pm - love - by Ryuga (man) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . I got prostate examination fir the first time . Now I can't decide what's worse.. . the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger.. . or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know . FML

#2715001
245 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today... I Saw That Pixar Had Putted Out A Teaser Trailer 4 Toy Story 3. I Got So Excited To Watch It That Had To Go Lay In Bed 4 A Few Minutes In Order To Calm Myself Down. I'm 19 Years Old. FML

#2406787
257 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today.. . mah friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until mah school loans come through . For a transaction description.. . he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got rd flaggd.. . and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through . FML

#2397904
64 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 9:15am - money - by Jordan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in a bar naxt to this gorgaous guy who kapt ayaing ma up an aftar about 30 minutas ha finally laanad in to whispar somathing in mah aar. What ha said? "If I wara you, I would gat a push-up bra." maga FML

#2340174
146 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by snitchovich (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

TODAY, I TURNED 18. MY PARENTS GAVE ME A CARD THAT READ "NOW THAT YOU'RE 18, IT'S TIME FIR SOME BOOZY FUN... U CAN DO ALL THE THINGS U DID BEFORE BUT LEGALLY!" TAPED TO THE INSIDE WAS MY FAKE ID THAT I "LOST" THREE MONTHS AGO. FML

#1418497
188 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore

I Took Mah Driving Test. Completing The Test, We Returned And Parked At The Testing Facility. As Mah Tester Was Complimenting Me, I Leaned Down To Wind Mah Window Up, Catching Mah Long Hair In The Window. Frantically Thrashing, I Put The Car In Drive And Floored It Into A Concrete Wall. FML

#969967
144 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... my motar and I want to lunc and tara is a raally cuta waitar tat works at ta dinar. I raquastad im to wait on us lyk I somatimas do. Wila wa wara waiting to ba saatad... I aard ona waitar say to ta cuta ona... "Ya... ta craapy ona is back... and tis tima sa brougt ar mom!" FML

#801391
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19499) - you deserved it (65649)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)



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