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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 906
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About theonlybassist : I play bass or guitar. Like to think I can sing for my band but mainly just screams. Love rocking out with my band.

I'm not a grammar nazi but people that don't use vowels piss me off.

Music is my life!

Favorite bands/biggest influences:
Rise Against
Pierce the Veil
Of Mice and Men
old Escape the Fate
Blessthefall
A Day to Remember
D.R.U.G.S
Trivium
Sleeping with Sirens

Vic Fuentes, Tim Mcilrath, Ronnie Radke, Beau Bokan, Matt Heafy, Jeremy McKinnon, Shayley Bourget, Austin Carlile, Craig Owens and my Dad are my idols.

Message me if you want to I'm on my phone a lot so yer it might be a while before you get a reply :p there isn't a lot else to me other than music :)

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Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

#15260385
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41026) - you deserved it (5385)

On 03/10/2011 at 7:36am - misc - by Juliet -

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

#15109555
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45408) - you deserved it (19067)

On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68991) - you deserved it (3857)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197
208 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

#14234557
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27602) - you deserved it (3025)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes he went to play his new xbox game. FML

#14174315
184 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

#14130272
105 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
213 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

#13873545
203 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12670) - you deserved it (27510)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

#13107358
175 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732
123 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

#12485840
357 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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