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theonlybassist
  • Town/Country : Canberra, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 March 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 167
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About theonlybassist : I play bass or guitar. Like to think I can sing for my band but mainly just screams. Love rocking out with my band.

I'm not a grammar nazi but people that don't use vowels piss me off.

Music is my life!

Favorite bands/biggest influences:
Rise Against
Pierce the Veil
Of Mice and Men
old Escape the Fate
Blessthefall
A Day to Remember
D.R.U.G.S
Trivium
Sleeping with Sirens

Vic Fuentes, Tim Mcilrath, Ronnie Radke, Beau Bokan, Matt Heafy, Jeremy McKinnon, Shayley Bourget, Austin Carlile, Craig Owens and my Dad are my idols.

Message me if you want to I'm on my phone a lot so yer it might be a while before you get a reply :p there isn't a lot else to me other than music :)

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Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML

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On 10/23/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

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Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)



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