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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 August 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 912
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thentaniasaid : I'm Tania. I'm a high school sophomore who hopes to become a screenwriter and film director. I love track & field and running in general. I also really enjoy photography, watching "Dexter", listening to indie pop, and learning useless skills. Feel free to message me!

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
995 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69954) - you deserved it (729897)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72708) - you deserved it (418775)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

#121719
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21248) - you deserved it (51282)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Byron fiddles (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (228745) - you deserved it (80522)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27825) - you deserved it (6828)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version



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