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  • Town/Country : Pakistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 771
  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18497) - you deserved it (4143)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by dead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20810) - you deserved it (2293)

On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

#8920023 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (13496) - you deserved it (2079)

On 03/08/2010 at 2:31pm - misc - by Kristopher (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783 (347)

I agree, your life sucks (27102) - you deserved it (3116)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

#6983877 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (2034)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

#6983809 (50)

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by mikeyamazing - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my dad is more comfortable talking to the dog than sitting in the same room as me. FML

#6981473 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (14547) - you deserved it (1591)

On 12/27/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by hated (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

#6976806 (214)

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On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by notgoodenough38 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML

#6940089 (90)

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On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

#6939095 (57)

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On 12/25/2009 at 1:19pm - misc - by parentalfail (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML

#6937151 (43)

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On 12/25/2009 at 10:30am - misc - by MessyMal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my ex got invited to our Christmas Party. I also found out that she got much more presents and money from my family than I did. FML

#6934422 (34)

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On 12/25/2009 at 3:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sat for 3 hours at my boyfriend's Christmas celebrations. He has 22 cousins. They open presents one at a time. In silence. I got nothing. FML

#6933166 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (21518) - you deserved it (1878)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - love - by Earths_Venus (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super excited to open my presents, only to discover that everyone in my house had already opened their presents and gone to bed. FML

#6931978 (50)

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On 12/25/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by iFail (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided I was going to do something nice for my parents for Christmas. So, I cleaned the entire house top to bottom, baked cookies, and made them both Christmas cards. What did I get in return? They asked me to wrap my four year old sister's presents, and let me know I got nothing. FML

#6927228 (63)

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On 12/24/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by blkchkrm (woman) - United States (Florida)