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Today, I went to a corner store to re-stock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

#19992100
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I agree, your life sucks (10648) - you deserved it (25427)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by fmlgrl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

#19991299
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I agree, your life sucks (33376) - you deserved it (1724)

On 07/29/2012 at 7:34pm - health - by sy123 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML

#19940108
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I agree, your life sucks (7661) - you deserved it (37773)

On 07/15/2012 at 3:45am - health - by scooter922 - United States (Maryland)



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