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thedhanjal
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, United States
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About thedhanjal : I'm a chill dude that knows how to have fun!

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Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I didn't even take a pregnancy test yet. FML

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On 11/20/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by babyblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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On 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm - kids - by Skidmark Sally - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 12:00am - misc - by apparentlyunsexy - United States (Texas)



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