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thedhanjal
  • Town/Country : your moms pants, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I didn't even take a pregnancy test yet. FML

#20171052
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I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (17919)

On 11/20/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by babyblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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On 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm - kids - by Skidmark Sally - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 1:03pm - kids - by SerendipityRose - United States (California)

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Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

#20070191
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13400) - you deserved it (3095)

On 09/13/2012 at 1:03pm - kids - by SerendipityRose - United States (California)

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Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 12:00am - misc - by apparentlyunsexy - United States (Texas)



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