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About theboldshadow : Drummer, art enthusiast, music-obsessed, tool fan, avid thinker

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (9659)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML

#12978436
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8489) - you deserved it (38338)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, ( That's hilarious. ) FML

#12887848
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17304) - you deserved it (35842)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was rubbing mah lips against mah boyfriend's lipshen I said ( Your mustache tickles ) in a sexy tone. His response was ( So does yours. ) FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23015) - you deserved it (29266)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, A Grl I've Liked 4 Several Years Gave Me Er Number. Finally, I Worked Up Te Courage To Call Er. It Was A Suicide Elp Line. Mega FML

#5993337
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42013) - you deserved it (3376)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, 4 my two month annivarsary, my boyfriand surprisd ma with a ( prasant ) . Ha than liftd his pant lag . Ha had carvd my initials into his lag with a knifa . FML

#5937926
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49713) - you deserved it (4744)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My 6 Year Old Son Lerend Tat If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, E Will Ask For A Glass Of Milk . But If You Give A Amster A Cookie, E Will Try To Sove Te Wole Ting In Is Mout, Coke, And Die . FML

#5868589
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42169) - you deserved it (4458)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, Ma Friend Told Me Se Ad A Stalkero Ad Been Emailing Er!! I Lauged, An Told Er It Was Probably Some Fat, Ugly Virgin Sat Beind Is Computer All Day!! I Ten Continued To Describe An Mock Te Stalker, Only To Realise Tat I Was Basically Describing Myself!! FML

#3083519
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11759) - you deserved it (49139)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by TheHatedOne (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today,hile working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

#2593588
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64450) - you deserved it (3603)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (277783) - you deserved it (17724)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365914) - you deserved it (41137)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171386) - you deserved it (34258)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)



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