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theboldshadow

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About theboldshadow : Drummer, art enthusiast, music-obsessed, tool fan, avid thinker

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42891) - you deserved it (6032)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32168) - you deserved it (3351)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35541) - you deserved it (5890)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39574) - you deserved it (2883)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62547) - you deserved it (7643)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (41068)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31081) - you deserved it (4088)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36788) - you deserved it (3130)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (3796)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52242) - you deserved it (8257)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47514) - you deserved it (3852)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML

#15186423
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28820) - you deserved it (2984)

On 03/03/2011 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41537) - you deserved it (25371)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML

#15170872
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (2877)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:22am - work - by AntiBobTheBuilder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54764) - you deserved it (3834)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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