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About theboldshadow : Drummer, art enthusiast, music-obsessed, tool fan, avid thinker

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MY HUSBAND INJURD HIS BACK BADLY. HE'S TAKEN THREE PERCOCETS, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, HE KNOWS THE DOSAGE BETTER THAN HIS DOCTOR, AND IS DEMANDING THAT I LET HIM DRIVE HIMSELF TO WORK, WITH NO PANTS ON. FML

#21254463
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39760) - you deserved it (3642)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

Today, my grlfriend yelled at me fir jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen . After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo . The song's frst words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument . FML

#21252547
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36026) - you deserved it (17309)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

yesterday crazy bitch of a boss fired me 4 inappropriate conduct. Apparently "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. real FML

#20155705
105 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by Screwed - United States (Maryland)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47896) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I caperond a scool dance. A song I knew cummd on, and, wanting to be te fun teacer, I dancd around a little. Te student ten pointd an laugd. I graduatd in '87 an ig scool still urts. FML

#20102154
74 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 10:44pm - work - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style!! I was looool getting close when he suddenly blurts out, ( Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole!! ) FML

#20095626
255 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my looool boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. mega FML

#20094500
184 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed an spray mehile singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

#20093277
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23025) - you deserved it (4586)

On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)

2day my boyfriend and I were talking about being super eroes. He said I could be "Te Period" because I'm a bitc. FML

#20040696
105 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend again accusd me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayd replying to his text message so I could fed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

#20029882
280 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

today I woke up by inhaling a fly up mah nose and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside mah nasal cavity. FML

#20027750
157 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by sneaky1324 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was riding mah bike, mah foot slippd and I did a slow sped-tumble over the top, ripping mah balls wide open. Number of stitches: too looool many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. fat FML

#20027548
251 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML

2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML

#20015702
200 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34354) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)



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