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MY HUSBAND INJURD HIS BACK BADLY. HE'S TAKEN THREE PERCOCETS, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO HIM, HE KNOWS THE DOSAGE BETTER THAN HIS DOCTOR, AND IS DEMANDING THAT I LET HIM DRIVE HIMSELF TO WORK, WITH NO PANTS ON. FML
Today, my grlfriend yelled at me fir jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen . After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo . The song's frst words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument . FML
yesterday crazy bitch of a boss fired me 4 inappropriate conduct. Apparently "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. real FML
Today, as I was riding mah bike, mah foot slippd and I did a slow sped-tumble over the top, ripping mah balls wide open. Number of stitches: too looool many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. fat FML
2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML
2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
Friday 27 March 2015