Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

thatsdndn1

Offline (the 06/24/2015 at 7:05pm) | Search for a member

thatsdndn1

4Fucked!

thatsdndn1thatsdndn1
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1524
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About thatsdndn1 : Dreadhead
vegan
Palestinian

follow me on tumblr : peace-loveandhippieness.tumblr.com

thatsdndn1's page activity

Visits<b>aredvulpix</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:08am<b>farfignewton</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:48am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 12:20am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 11:11pm<b>trey600rr</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 10:25pm<b>joeythesheaff</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:20pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:31pm<b>jessmonkey</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:07pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 4:15pm<b>wratty11</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 6:25am<b>byattwain</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:16pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:30am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:05am<b>AlucardIT90</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 3:16am<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 1:02pm<b>coltin441</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 12:07am<b>lramos42</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 7:11pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 4:27pm

Fucked!<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:12am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:31pm<b>coltin441</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 6:07am<b>byattwain</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 7:07am

thatsdndn1's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of thatsdndn1's badges

thatsdndn1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML

#21429755
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25236) - you deserved it (4353)

On 06/21/2015 at 8:50pm - misc - by ssondik - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML

#21429316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26739) - you deserved it (1646)

On 06/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to my boyfriends house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

#21428963
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24027) - you deserved it (4785)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:42am - animals - by rabbitkiller - China (Nei Mongol)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20122) - you deserved it (12245)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

#21425174
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27813) - you deserved it (5754)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by silverspud - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29303) - you deserved it (8553)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML

#21263953
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29594) - you deserved it (5139)

On 09/23/2014 at 5:12pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML

#21263839
107 comments

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

#21220246
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38721) - you deserved it (6647)

On 07/25/2014 at 11:54am - animals - by shewhopoopsinlitterboxes (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

#21175899
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45487) - you deserved it (5127)

On 06/15/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by caleighrossi - United States (Iowa)

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

#21161740
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46450) - you deserved it (4348)

On 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm - misc - by mdsfkljsfsdrewr (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63978) - you deserved it (9317)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48577) - you deserved it (5592)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML

#21146270
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54371) - you deserved it (4811)

On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

#21145558
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46016) - you deserved it (5311)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: