About thatguyyx : I'm in high school, I'm very nice and caring, but I can be a dick. I'm real, and speak the truth. That's basically it :)
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by Disney / 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Animals
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
by thestudent / 02/18/2011 at 4:30am / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
by terrible kenny / 01/30/2011 at 4:24am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by anon. / 01/03/2011 at 6:37am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love
by ballnchain / 03/30/2010 at 12:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
by Sally / 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
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