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thatguyyx
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 29
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About thatguyyx : I'm in high school, I'm very nice and caring, but I can be a dick. I'm real, and speak the truth. That's basically it :)

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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31143) - you deserved it (7292)

On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

#15025975
113 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

#15025129
55 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:33am - work - by Username -

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

#15025118
96 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
208 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
130 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

#14584296
49 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

#14526160
226 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

#14449483
30 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:37am - love - by anon. (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)



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