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About thatguyyx : I'm in high school, I'm very nice and caring, but I can be a dick. I'm real, and speak the truth. That's basically it :)
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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 4:33am - work - by Username -
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 6:37am - love - by anon. (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML
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On 03/30/2010 at 12:04pm - love - by ballnchain (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)
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