About Thatguyyx
I'm in high school, I'm very nice and caring, but I can be a dick. I'm real, and speak the truth. That's basically it :)
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Thatguyyx's favorite FMLs

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

By Sally / Monday 26 January 2009 00:06 / United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 18 February 2011 21:18 / United States

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

By sickly / Friday 18 February 2011 13:06 /

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

By Username / Friday 18 February 2011 09:33 /

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

By thestudent - / Friday 18 February 2011 09:30 / Philippines