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thatgirlinoregon

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3850
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 48 posted

About thatgirlinoregon : I'm a post-Bacc BFA student in analog and alternative process photography- I previously earned my majors in Art and Biology, with a minor in Japanese. I enjoy wasting time on the internet, brewing, gardening, hiking, photography (duh), and video games. I work retail, and also do thermogravometric analysis of biometal tools in insects. The usual, you know.


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thatgirlinoregon's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33651) - you deserved it (3414)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML

#12114157
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27750) - you deserved it (12038)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:03am - love - by beeee - Australia

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

#11435482
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61823) - you deserved it (12962)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

#11412835
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35911) - you deserved it (2982)

On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

#11198427
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (26980)

On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52766) - you deserved it (21321)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34673) - you deserved it (4899)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

#8994510
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23641) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/11/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9899) - you deserved it (35508)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26495) - you deserved it (2408)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to yell out "Pass us the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML

#8658018
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25595) - you deserved it (5977)

On 02/26/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by UnfortunateGirly (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

#8585714
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25232) - you deserved it (2697)

On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML

#8490990
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18921) - you deserved it (3739)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by lost_ina_dream (woman) - United States (Texas)



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