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thatgirlinoregon

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3754
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 48 posted

About thatgirlinoregon : I'm a post-Bacc BFA student in analog and alternative process photography- I previously earned my majors in Art and Biology, with a minor in Japanese. I enjoy wasting time on the internet, brewing, gardening, hiking, photography (duh), and video games. I work retail, and also do thermogravometric analysis of biometal tools in insects. The usual, you know.


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thatgirlinoregon's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37153) - you deserved it (3481)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

#17450169
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33021) - you deserved it (4707)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33097) - you deserved it (8253)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13468) - you deserved it (59762)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15415) - you deserved it (56515)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77385) - you deserved it (23755)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42145) - you deserved it (6925)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

#16043135
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38973) - you deserved it (3369)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:50am - love - by ohmylantis (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML

#15409356
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41270) - you deserved it (7023)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:25am - health - by radiationkillz (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

#15385688
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39139) - you deserved it (7219)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50008) - you deserved it (8043)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70242) - you deserved it (6592)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

#14662747
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25976) - you deserved it (2476)

On 01/21/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by turnedintoinsomniac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44857) - you deserved it (3483)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)



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