About thatgirlinoregon : I'm a college student majoring in biology, With minors in art and Japanese. I enjoy reading, gardening, hiking, and video games.
My picture is the colon dwarf from:
http://forlackofabettercomic.com/?id=77
Go there. Read the comics. Laugh. Repeat.
Commenters I have had a wicked laugh at:
Perdix
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Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML
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Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML
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On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States
Today, a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML
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On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML
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On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML
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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to yell out "Pass us the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by UnfortunateGirly (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by lost_ina_dream (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)
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