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  • Number of visits : 2819
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 48 posted

About thatgirlinoregon : I'm a post-Bacc BFA student in analog and alternative process photography- I previously earned my majors in Art and Biology, with a minor in Japanese. I enjoy wasting time on the internet, brewing, gardening, hiking, photography (duh), and video games. I work retail, and also do thermogravometric analysis of biometal tools in insects. The usual, you know.


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Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

#20749746
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38478) - you deserved it (3625)

On 06/27/2013 at 2:22am - work - by confusedbagel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

#20749746
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38478) - you deserved it (3625)

On 06/27/2013 at 2:22am - work - by confusedbagel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML

#20749556
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (4664)

On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML

#20749556
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (4664)

On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

#20742609
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60072) - you deserved it (3928)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

#20724048
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51593) - you deserved it (3500)

On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

#20695159
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63201) - you deserved it (5072)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

#20686053
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50205) - you deserved it (4435)

On 05/25/2013 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML

#20684874
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42818) - you deserved it (2916)

On 05/25/2013 at 1:09am - work - by mmmretail (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML

#20676137
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38398) - you deserved it (6188)

On 05/20/2013 at 7:23pm - animals - by catcraze - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50199) - you deserved it (7084)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60589) - you deserved it (9152)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

#20632537
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42059) - you deserved it (18461)

On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave." FML

#20511803
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30182) - you deserved it (2860)

On 02/18/2013 at 3:24am - intimacy - by buxton1 - United States (California)



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