About thatgirlinoregon : I'm a college student majoring in biology, With minors in art and Japanese. I enjoy reading, gardening, hiking, and video games.
My picture is the colon dwarf from:
http://forlackofabettercomic.com/?id=77
Go there. Read the comics. Laugh. Repeat.
Commenters I have had a wicked laugh at:
Perdix
Redbluegreen
Docbastard
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Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 1:56am - misc - by fordneagles (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
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On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)
Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
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On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)
Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 3:55pm - misc - by Broon (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States
Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by dumb mother (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
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Monday 17 June 2013
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