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About thatgirlinoregon : I'm a post-Bacc BFA student in analog and alternative process photography- I previously earned my majors in Art and Biology, with a minor in Japanese. I enjoy wasting time on the internet, brewing, gardening, hiking, photography (duh), and video games. I work retail, and also do thermogravometric analysis of biometal tools in insects. The usual, you know.
Commenters I have had a wicked laugh at:
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, mah fiancé an I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped an bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married an going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML
Today, When Putting Something Away On A High Shelf, Something Small An Black Fell Down My Cleavage. I Thought Nothing Of It An Finished The Task At Hand. When I Pulled Out The Neck Of My Shirt Later To Fine It An Looked Down, Glaring Up At Me From My Boobs Was A Large, Disgruntled Spider. Real FML
today I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven pattie in celebration of the Window Seven release. Upon reading this I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes an stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye . Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye . Sexy . FML
Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, an that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" mega FML
Today, I went to my company's HR manager to askat te procedure was to file a sexual arassment complaint since my boss exposed imself to me. His response was tat te procedure is to "get over it." And e went back to reading. FML
Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for mah grlfriend, and I was doing that one move where u thrust your pelvis forward, and swing u hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML
TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DEFECATING WHEN I FELT SOMETHING HANGING THERE. I REACHD BACK WITH TOILET PAPER AND STARTING PULLING IT OUT INCH BY INCH; 3 FEET LATER I LEREND I HAD A TAPEWORM. WORST OF ALL, NO PHARMACY HAS THE MD THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBD. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS THING UNTIL THE MD GETS HERE. FML
Friday 27 March 2015