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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3261
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 48 posted

About thatgirlinoregon : I'm a post-Bacc BFA student in analog and alternative process photography- I previously earned my majors in Art and Biology, with a minor in Japanese. I enjoy wasting time on the internet, brewing, gardening, hiking, photography (duh), and video games. I work retail, and also do thermogravometric analysis of biometal tools in insects. The usual, you know.


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Yesterday , it's decided , I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML

#6510175
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8502) - you deserved it (51672)

On 11/29/2009 at 8:02am - health - by Numnum (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into mah car. FML

#6463128
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28668) - you deserved it (19116)

On 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah fiancé an I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped an bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married an going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML

#6423121
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (5953)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by bleh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, When Putting Something Away On A High Shelf, Something Small An Black Fell Down My Cleavage. I Thought Nothing Of It An Finished The Task At Hand. When I Pulled Out The Neck Of My Shirt Later To Fine It An Looked Down, Glaring Up At Me From My Boobs Was A Large, Disgruntled Spider. Real FML

#6401291
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23751) - you deserved it (4245)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Arachnaphobic (woman) - United States (Oregon)

2day I lerened that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big , it means she's looool going to maul your face. FML

#6355609
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15376) - you deserved it (28227)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

#6207441
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32176) - you deserved it (3262)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

today I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven pattie in celebration of the Window Seven release. Upon reading this I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15443) - you deserved it (8985)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes an stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye . Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye . Sexy . FML

#5947119
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12086) - you deserved it (26376)

On 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm - health - by Bunni (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, an that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" mega FML

Today, I went to my company's HR manager to askat te procedure was to file a sexual arassment complaint since my boss exposed imself to me. His response was tat te procedure is to "get over it." And e went back to reading. FML

#5875946
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40758) - you deserved it (3915)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by dyingtinkerbell (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I Realized That I Can't Shave Mah Unibrow Because I Have Too Much Acne On Mah Forehead. FML

#5583286
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50917) - you deserved it (9527)

On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yastarday, I woka up to tha raalization that tha 2-hour nap I wantd to taka bafora I want out with my friands last night was actually a 12-hour nap. I missd avarything. FML

#5579967
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13899) - you deserved it (31255)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Ataraxia (man) - United States (California) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for mah grlfriend, and I was doing that one move where u thrust your pelvis forward, and swing u hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML

#5460176
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6563) - you deserved it (21936)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Dumbfuck (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DEFECATING WHEN I FELT SOMETHING HANGING THERE. I REACHD BACK WITH TOILET PAPER AND STARTING PULLING IT OUT INCH BY INCH; 3 FEET LATER I LEREND I HAD A TAPEWORM. WORST OF ALL, NO PHARMACY HAS THE MD THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBD. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS THING UNTIL THE MD GETS HERE. FML

#5276065
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61911) - you deserved it (3555)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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