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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3414
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tessa1110001 : Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it 💋

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Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

#19870672
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50707) - you deserved it (2329)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML

#19862258
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19950) - you deserved it (3411)

On 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm - misc - by zombieguyswife (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

#19861588
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (1800)

On 06/28/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

#19860817
92 comments

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On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

#19858629
86 comments

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On 06/28/2012 at 12:51am - love - by TheAngryBird - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

#19851846
108 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I got a cramp while swimming. It took the lifeguard 5 minutes to stop flirting with a girl before trying to help me. FML

#19850221
140 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by EdgardoP - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

#19843543
191 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 4:32am - love - by singlesummer - United States (California)

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
128 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

#19838531
175 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

#19836485
88 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Melinie - United States

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
199 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

#19831438
301 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by GM38 - United States (Florida)

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

#19823545
114 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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