About tessa1110001 : Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it 💋
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by lostforlife / 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/11/2012 at 1:29am / United States (Texas) / Work
by rkbkate / 07/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by Deadcat101 / 07/10/2012 at 7:26pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML
by I_Has_A_Fishy / 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by idiot / 07/09/2012 at 5:26pm / United States / Work
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
by totallyembarassed / 07/07/2012 at 12:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
by 303 / 07/05/2012 at 4:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 9:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML
by melikeyturtles / 07/03/2012 at 11:08am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
by ali / 07/03/2012 at 7:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them,… Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every… Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut…