About tessa1110001 : Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it 💋
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Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2015 at 1:41am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML
by EvilBubbles / 01/08/2015 at 10:45pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/08/2015 at 9:24am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Intimacy
by awkwardpineapples / 01/07/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by JefferyLillie / 01/07/2015 at 3:31am / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Discipl / 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
by Rachel / 10/23/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by BadLuckLad / 10/22/2014 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom (Portsmouth) / Intimacy
by Australian Lifeguard / 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by John / 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Kutakito / 04/15/2013 at 4:18pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML
by zahra_786 / 04/11/2013 at 5:11am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- Today, my wife was talking to our 9 month-old baby. “Your father really is an example.” I smiled,… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…