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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10398
  • Number of comments : 182
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About teresa96706 : |Friendly|
|Hawaii Girl|
|University life|
|in a relationship|
|loves the aina (land)|
|open minded, generous|
|Only seen snow twice in my life|
|small town girl living in a lonely world|

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teresa96706's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24234) - you deserved it (10366)

On 08/07/2015 at 10:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (2960)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML


I agree, your life sucks (28258) - you deserved it (2777)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25426) - you deserved it (5301)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34213) - you deserved it (2504)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28590) - you deserved it (7531)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by notacreep - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (3708)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27301) - you deserved it (6304)

On 06/25/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by sweetsixteenyay - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36620) - you deserved it (7679)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26496) - you deserved it (2549)

On 06/06/2015 at 9:17pm - kids - by diapersplease (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28269) - you deserved it (4751)

On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31512) - you deserved it (3548)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27186) - you deserved it (11278)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, I woke up to the sound of my little sister knocking on my door. Today's my birthday, so I thought she'd surprise me with something. Instead, she just asked me, "How's it feel to be a year older and still alone?" I just turned 20. The truth hurts. FML

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