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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • YDI Master

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Perfectionist

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  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • I'm a rock star

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Teresa96706's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

By Lizzy - / Friday 11 November 2016 03:01 /

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 September 2015 15:26 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

By MyBallsForSaleOnEbay - / Friday 21 August 2015 15:25 / Malta - Naxxar

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 August 2015 04:25 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 August 2015 17:34 /