About tellithowitis : Oh hi, I'm a nose. It gets quite lonely being a nose, but I do get to meet a lot of other noses but they are quite nosy and rude. Im a GIRL nose. A GIRL. Don't you dare call me a he\his/it because I will blow up and boogers will be all over you.
I think I'm a pretty outgoing nose. I like to jump to different people. I like to travel. But I do just like being on my host. I feed off of its face. Just kidding. Or not. Or so. Whatever you find not revolting.
It's pretty hard being a nose. I have to type everything with the point of my nose (this took me 3 hours to write.) Its not easy being cheesy.
I finally got the new fml version so feel free to message me!
I like the regular commenters and I just like to make people laugh. Who nose, maybe you learned something from my profile! Hope you have enjoyed stalking me.
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Back from a party
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
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Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 2:52pm - money - by pvtcab (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, on my way to work I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
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Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 2:29pm - animals - by James - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by montextes - United States (Nevada)
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)
Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm - kids - by Brandy_Dandy78 - United States (Oregon)
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