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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4277
  • Number of comments : 354
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About tellithowitis : Oh hi, I'm a nose. It gets quite lonely being a nose, but I do get to meet a lot of other noses but they are quite nosy and rude. Im a GIRL nose. A GIRL. Don't you dare call me a he\his/it because I will blow up and boogers will be all over you.

I think I'm a pretty outgoing nose. I like to jump to different people. I like to travel. But I do just like being on my host. I feed off of its face. Just kidding. Or not. Or so. Whatever you find not revolting.

It's pretty hard being a nose. I have to type everything with the point of my nose (this took me 3 hours to write.) Its not easy being cheesy.

I finally got the new fml version so feel free to message me!

I like the regular commenters and I just like to make people laugh. Who nose, maybe you learned something from my profile! Hope you have enjoyed stalking me.

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Today, mah parents got rid of our detachable shower head . Looks like I'm single again . FML

#18070582
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (32530)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

today I had to break up a fistfight between mah wife and mother!! Apparently, mah mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of mah dreams, and told mah wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together!! FML

#18056102
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26992) - you deserved it (3267)

On 10/23/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I puttd my flash drive into the computer, my folder opend up an a nude picture of myself poppd right up on a 110 inch projector screen 4 all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

#18044835
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15273) - you deserved it (58937)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have an ear infection, an everything I hear echoes inside my head!! I'm an orchestra teacher, an we have our first concert next week!! FML

#18031007
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27830) - you deserved it (2265)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the doctor 4 a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom 4 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally trippd and spilld urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25630) - you deserved it (4321)

On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

Today , I found mah ( lost ) bicycla in mah bast friand's garaga!! I'va baan having to catch two busas to gat to work fir tha past faw months!! FML

#18029940
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23857) - you deserved it (2569)

On 10/20/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by jwhizzle - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I found mah ( lost ) bicycla in mah bast friand's garaga!! I'va baan having to catch two busas to gat to work fir tha past faw months!! FML

#18029940
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23857) - you deserved it (2569)

On 10/20/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by jwhizzle - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship !! FML

#18029239
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32300) - you deserved it (3267)

On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship !! FML

#18029239
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32300) - you deserved it (3267)

On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today , I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit , and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears r still numb.

#18028228
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18596) - you deserved it (8306)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Helmet (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah father startd drinking a little early. At some point , he got hungry and decidd to boil eggs. He startd a dozen , drank some more , and passd out on the couch. When I came home , all the water had boild off and the eggs had explodd all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. mega FML

#17981925
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (2249)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by francesa_loca - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying "Hey baby " I felt ice water on mah balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. fat FML

#17945907
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9202) - you deserved it (31498)

On 10/09/2011 at 7:28pm - love - by Slayer - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I realized tat I can tell ow long it as been since I ave been wit a guy , by te lengt of ma leg air. looool FML

#17941193
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22048) - you deserved it (12122)

On 10/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by glitterzebra - United States (Colorado)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47525) - you deserved it (7322)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47525) - you deserved it (7322)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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