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About tellithowitis : Oh hi, I'm a nose. It gets quite lonely being a nose, but I do get to meet a lot of other noses but they are quite nosy and rude. Im a GIRL nose. A GIRL. Don't you dare call me a he\his/it because I will blow up and boogers will be all over you.
I think I'm a pretty outgoing nose. I like to jump to different people. I like to travel. But I do just like being on my host. I feed off of its face. Just kidding. Or not. Or so. Whatever you find not revolting.
It's pretty hard being a nose. I have to type everything with the point of my nose (this took me 3 hours to write.) Its not easy being cheesy.
I finally got the new fml version so feel free to message me!
I like the regular commenters and I just like to make people laugh. Who nose, maybe you learned something from my profile! Hope you have enjoyed stalking me.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
today I had to break up a fistfight between mah wife and mother!! Apparently, mah mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of mah dreams, and told mah wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together!! FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I puttd my flash drive into the computer, my folder opend up an a nude picture of myself poppd right up on a 110 inch projector screen 4 all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
Today, I went to the doctor 4 a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom 4 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally trippd and spilld urine sample on the carpet. FML
Today , I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit , and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears r still numb.
Today , mah father startd drinking a little early. At some point , he got hungry and decidd to boil eggs. He startd a dozen , drank some more , and passd out on the couch. When I came home , all the water had boild off and the eggs had explodd all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. mega FML
Today I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying "Hey baby " I felt ice water on mah balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015