About tellithowitis : Oh hi, I'm a nose. It gets quite lonely being a nose, but I do get to meet a lot of other noses but they are quite nosy and rude. Im a GIRL nose. A GIRL. Don't you dare call me a he\his/it because I will blow up and boogers will be all over you.
I think I'm a pretty outgoing nose. I like to jump to different people. I like to travel. But I do just like being on my host. I feed off of its face. Just kidding. Or not. Or so. Whatever you find not revolting.
It's pretty hard being a nose. I have to type everything with the point of my nose (this took me 3 hours to write.) Its not easy being cheesy.
I finally got the new fml version so feel free to message me!
I like the regular commenters and I just like to make people laugh. Who nose, maybe you learned something from my profile! Hope you have enjoyed stalking me.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
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Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)
Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
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