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  • Number of visits : 2963
  • Number of comments : 354
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About tellithowitis : Oh hi, I'm a nose. It gets quite lonely being a nose, but I do get to meet a lot of other noses but they are quite nosy and rude. Im a GIRL nose. A GIRL. Don't you dare call me a he\his/it because I will blow up and boogers will be all over you.

I think I'm a pretty outgoing nose. I like to jump to different people. I like to travel. But I do just like being on my host. I feed off of its face. Just kidding. Or not. Or so. Whatever you find not revolting.

It's pretty hard being a nose. I have to type everything with the point of my nose (this took me 3 hours to write.) Its not easy being cheesy.

I finally got the new fml version so feel free to message me!

I like the regular commenters and I just like to make people laugh. Who nose, maybe you learned something from my profile! Hope you have enjoyed stalking me.

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tellithowitis's favorite FMLs

Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML

#18960486
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26328) - you deserved it (4776)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML

#18943699
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22431) - you deserved it (5092)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML

#18942006
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22024) - you deserved it (1681)

On 01/29/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by delamer (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

#18940939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29896) - you deserved it (4737)

On 01/29/2012 at 5:53am - intimacy - by random - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

#18940939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29896) - you deserved it (4737)

On 01/29/2012 at 5:53am - intimacy - by random - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27936) - you deserved it (2629)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34668) - you deserved it (2768)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22470) - you deserved it (5609)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (4564)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37859) - you deserved it (3403)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25203) - you deserved it (4837)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

#18783531
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7612) - you deserved it (36489)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

#18622052
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6939) - you deserved it (48229)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)

Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML

#18613200
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39686) - you deserved it (4966)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

#18503694
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26912) - you deserved it (3529)

On 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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