About tellithowitis : Oh hi, I'm a nose. It gets quite lonely being a nose, but I do get to meet a lot of other noses but they are quite nosy and rude. Im a GIRL nose. A GIRL. Don't you dare call me a he\his/it because I will blow up and boogers will be all over you.
I think I'm a pretty outgoing nose. I like to jump to different people. I like to travel. But I do just like being on my host. I feed off of its face. Just kidding. Or not. Or so. Whatever you find not revolting.
It's pretty hard being a nose. I have to type everything with the point of my nose (this took me 3 hours to write.) Its not easy being cheesy.
I finally got the new fml version so feel free to message me!
I like the regular commenters and I just like to make people laugh. Who nose, maybe you learned something from my profile! Hope you have enjoyed stalking me.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 11:18am - intimacy - by jodibut - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States
Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States
Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States
Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands
Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
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