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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 4280
  • Number of comments : 354
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About tellithowitis : Oh hi, I'm a nose. It gets quite lonely being a nose, but I do get to meet a lot of other noses but they are quite nosy and rude. Im a GIRL nose. A GIRL. Don't you dare call me a he\his/it because I will blow up and boogers will be all over you.

I think I'm a pretty outgoing nose. I like to jump to different people. I like to travel. But I do just like being on my host. I feed off of its face. Just kidding. Or not. Or so. Whatever you find not revolting.

It's pretty hard being a nose. I have to type everything with the point of my nose (this took me 3 hours to write.) Its not easy being cheesy.

I finally got the new fml version so feel free to message me!

I like the regular commenters and I just like to make people laugh. Who nose, maybe you learned something from my profile! Hope you have enjoyed stalking me.

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Today, a woman was staring at me!! This went on fir about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore!! I screamd at her to cut it out!! It turns out she had a lazy eye!! FML

#19472127
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (29285)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

Today looool , I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

#19469205
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20990) - you deserved it (2106)

On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs an eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37805) - you deserved it (3125)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Yesterday, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs an eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37805) - you deserved it (3125)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today..!! I was informd that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me!! No one will tell me what it is..!! but apparently it's really funny!! FML

#19416398
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19513) - you deserved it (2193)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States

Today, I was so bakd out of mah mind that I argud with mah parakeet over who fartd!! I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument!! Worse still, mah boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting!! FML

#19406343
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8216) - you deserved it (37382)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF AN "EMOTIONAL" STAGE!! I GOT A CALL FROM HER SCHOOL SAYING SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER AT RECESS TRYING TO CUT HER WRIST!! WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!! FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27914) - you deserved it (4919)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was cat pawing face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21396) - you deserved it (3840)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I passad a fiald whara soma kids wara playing football. Tha ball rollad ovar in my diraction, so thay askad ma to kick it ovar. I triad and failad thraa timas, and andad up throwing looool it ovar, whara it ambarrassingly landad about 2 faat away. Thay had to coma ovar and gat it. raal FML

#19326437
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21375) - you deserved it (9752)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave mah mom a call!! While we talkd, I made an offhand comment that all mah friends back home must miss me!! She knowingly askd if I meant mah Sims and mah cat!! FML

#19314289
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20609) - you deserved it (4733)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today,hile I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she lookd at me an leand in!! Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leand too!! Just as we were about to kiss, she screamd ( COW KISSES ) an somehow managd to lick my eyeball!! real FML

#19297004
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26798) - you deserved it (4445)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, wilst stacking te dis waser I dropped a steak knife . Luckily, I caugt it just before it it ma foot . I fist-pumped to celebrate ma amazing catc an stabbed myself in te ceek . My parents couldn't stop lauging all te way to te ospital . fat FML

#19277345
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (32235)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, wilst stacking te dis waser I dropped a steak knife . Luckily, I caugt it just before it it ma foot . I fist-pumped to celebrate ma amazing catc an stabbed myself in te ceek . My parents couldn't stop lauging all te way to te ospital . fat FML

#19277345
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (32235)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, ma dad insisted on aving a family movie nigt. He cose te movies Jaws an Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21778) - you deserved it (2522)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I went driving 4 the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house , an didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML

#19255892
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14780) - you deserved it (14672)

On 03/11/2012 at 5:15am - misc - by meganisabella - United States



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