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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3106
  • Number of comments : 354
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About tellithowitis : Oh hi, I'm a nose. It gets quite lonely being a nose, but I do get to meet a lot of other noses but they are quite nosy and rude. Im a GIRL nose. A GIRL. Don't you dare call me a he\his/it because I will blow up and boogers will be all over you.

I think I'm a pretty outgoing nose. I like to jump to different people. I like to travel. But I do just like being on my host. I feed off of its face. Just kidding. Or not. Or so. Whatever you find not revolting.

It's pretty hard being a nose. I have to type everything with the point of my nose (this took me 3 hours to write.) Its not easy being cheesy.

I finally got the new fml version so feel free to message me!

I like the regular commenters and I just like to make people laugh. Who nose, maybe you learned something from my profile! Hope you have enjoyed stalking me.

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tellithowitis's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

#19472127
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7865) - you deserved it (28433)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

#19469205
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20830) - you deserved it (2097)

On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37610) - you deserved it (3118)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37610) - you deserved it (3118)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

#19416398
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18465) - you deserved it (2095)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7679) - you deserved it (35858)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27726) - you deserved it (4899)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21249) - you deserved it (3823)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

#19326437
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20229) - you deserved it (9499)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

#19314289
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19914) - you deserved it (4634)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26591) - you deserved it (4423)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10479) - you deserved it (32080)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10479) - you deserved it (32080)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20857) - you deserved it (2448)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML

#19255892
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14660) - you deserved it (14589)

On 03/11/2012 at 5:15am - misc - by meganisabella - United States



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