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Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76272) - you deserved it (3863)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH COUSIN'S HOUSE AFTER STAYING THE NIGHT. I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM LIKE I USUALLY DO AND SHUT THE DOOR. APPARENTLY THE DOOR LOCK ON THIS BATHROOM DOESN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN MAH 4-YEAR-OLD COUSIN WALKED IN ON ME PUTTING A TAMPON IN. MEGA FML

Today , I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" an "you're" to my boss , an very diplomatically make her see y her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish , an English is my third language. She's American. FML

#20761131
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53370) - you deserved it (3438)

On 07/03/2013 at 2:48am - work - by grammarnazi-forareason (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me . She is now $90 richer . FML

#20760905
93 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 12:26am - money - by Forever Alone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

#20760666
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65985) - you deserved it (5295)

On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Taday I took my girlfriand of naarly 2 yaars out to dinnar so I could proposa looool . Whan tha waitar brought tha chack, I causad a bit of a scana to gat avaryona's attantion . Whan I got on my knaa an proposad, sha said no an askad if I could hurry up an pay, bacausa sha was ambarrassad . FML

#20744819
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57134) - you deserved it (16151)

On 06/24/2013 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was faading soma ducks. Ona of tham chokad to daath on tha old braad. FML

#20744476
145 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

#20743795
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81058) - you deserved it (7394)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about aving a boyfriend. I askd er, ( Did e take is sirt off? ) Se promptly said no. A few minutes later, se said, ( But e did take is pants off. ) I ten askedy. Se said, ( To sow me is penis. ) FML

#20743211
149 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm - kids - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite looool well, until dessert cummd and he startd telling mehy bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. mega FML

#20742848
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43512) - you deserved it (3961)

On 06/23/2013 at 3:39pm - love - by kittyfiddlernono (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

Today, I took mah cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, ( This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today. ) FML

#20742647
102 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by o_O (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today , it was the second anniversary of the day I met girlfriend. I had to go to work , but I set an engagement ring and a letter on pillow firhen she woke up , and left breakfast fir her on the counter. When I got home , she and all of her things were gone. FML

#20742451
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59202) - you deserved it (8743)

On 06/23/2013 at 10:42am - love - by foreveralone (man) - United States

TODAY.. . MY DAD INVITED OUR VERY CUTE NIEGHBOR INSIDE TO INTRODUCE HIM TO ME . I WAS WEARING PAJAMAS AND HADN'T SHOWERED IN TWO DAYS DUE TO BIENG EXTREMELY SICK . FML

#20741405
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44638) - you deserved it (4757)

On 06/22/2013 at 6:59pm - misc - by Selina - United States (Kentucky)



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