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Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 June 2013 20:26 / United States - Houston

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML

By jgtrflynn - / Monday 24 June 2013 04:37 / United States - Beggs

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 June 2013 16:41 / Belgium

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

By joe / Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36 / United States - Easton

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML

By VictoriaLeavitt - / Tuesday 25 June 2013 00:35 / United States - Las Vegas