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today a few of ma friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping wit te guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of te pool in panic, ma crus called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, mah brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it . I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway . It wouldn't open . Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run . My brother's a cretin . FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixd 4 the first time. The dentist showd me the drill an other tools, an referrd to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, wo will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess is feelings for me an tell me ow e's always dreamed of us eloping togeter. Te wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML
I jokingly told my friend tat I was te kid wo stole is brand new glow-in-te-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now e's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're troug. So muc 4 our twelve years of friendsip. FML
Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML
Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
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