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today a few of ma friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping wit te guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of te pool in panic, ma crus called us all freaks and left. FML

#20927673
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40889) - you deserved it (5494)

On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it . I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway . It wouldn't open . Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run . My brother's a cretin . FML

#20926554
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38688) - you deserved it (3644)

On 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixd 4 the first time. The dentist showd me the drill an other tools, an referrd to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

#20923550
70 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 1:06am - health - by maxkeyftw (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé's best friend, wo will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess is feelings for me an tell me ow e's always dreamed of us eloping togeter. Te wedding is going to be awkward. FML

#20921675
83 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

#20918730
327 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

I jokingly told my friend tat I was te kid wo stole is brand new glow-in-te-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now e's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're troug. So muc 4 our twelve years of friendsip. FML

#20918380
83 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 12:33am - misc - by markerThief (man) - United States (California)

Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML

#20915864
172 comments

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On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

Yesterday, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML

#20915004
68 comments

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On 10/10/2013 at 10:11am - animals - by failure (man) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

2day I smelld chicken nuggets and askd mah boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was mah armpits. FML

#20902037
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21772) - you deserved it (38875)

On 09/30/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got proposd to!! I have been dating my boyfriend 4 3 years and we have 2 kids!! It was perfect, except it was my ex-boyfriendho proposd to me!! mega FML

#20901818
99 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 10:47am - love - by courtnayy (woman) - United States

Today, my dad askd me to stop calling him "dad" cuz it’s too wierd 4 his girlfriend’s kids to hear, cuz they call him dad. FML

#20901637
140 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

Today, I found out looool this girl I had sex with lid to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

#20898893
267 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
103 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah 15-year-old daughter said she wantd to become a "baby name expert". I chortld, until I lookd it up. They actually exist. FML

#20896486
106 comments

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On 09/26/2013 at 3:06am - kids - by anotherfmladdict (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today , I realized that mah grandma has pictures of all her grandchildren all over her house , with one glaring exception: me. FML



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