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Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
by Max Flynn / 05/20/2011 at 6:07am / Miscellaneous
by rileycrash / 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Ally / 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
by nicknick2 / 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
by Anon / 05/18/2011 at 7:47am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
by Jackedup / 05/18/2011 at 3:57am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2011 at 1:21am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
by Faluna / 02/17/2011 at 4:27pm / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Intimacy
by mmromig / 02/08/2011 at 9:46am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
- Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love… Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her,… Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort…
- Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I painted and repaired two bookcases for my Grandma. As I was putting it all back together… Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he's unhappy with his life. He's basically with me because I…