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Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26299) - you deserved it (13682)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13920) - you deserved it (32764)

On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40811) - you deserved it (3538)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22508) - you deserved it (4396)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

#16707397
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7433) - you deserved it (32005)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29355) - you deserved it (4958)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

#16702433
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33699) - you deserved it (4735)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:17pm - money - by pookie99 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

#16697911
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24705) - you deserved it (2354)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36659) - you deserved it (5295)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
227 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30907) - you deserved it (3584)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42922) - you deserved it (5851)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

#16687724
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36325) - you deserved it (3116)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30506) - you deserved it (8871)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33761) - you deserved it (8661)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)



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