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Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

#16734603
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38175) - you deserved it (3367)

On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

#16734083
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20722) - you deserved it (27405)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35950) - you deserved it (3985)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

#16728687
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (4227)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45244) - you deserved it (5548)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81006) - you deserved it (6646)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41666) - you deserved it (4598)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50316) - you deserved it (3395) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28329) - you deserved it (14395)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15646) - you deserved it (35631)

On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44798) - you deserved it (3939)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25382) - you deserved it (4704)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

#16707397
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9019) - you deserved it (36654)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32589) - you deserved it (5313)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

#16702433
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36161) - you deserved it (4960)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:17pm - money - by pookie99 - United States (Colorado)



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