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tacohead411's favorite FMLs
by iDisable / 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
by Anna / 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/18/2011 at 11:43am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Ben / 06/18/2011 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids
by screwed / 06/18/2011 at 4:51am / United States / Love
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
by Inconnu / 06/18/2011 at 1:13am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
by sucks4me / 06/18/2011 at 12:45am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Emily J. / 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by NoRunning / 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by seriouslybored / 06/17/2011 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Lonely / 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
by pookie99 / 06/16/2011 at 10:17pm / United States (Colorado) / Money
by vampire / 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous