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by ashleyrae / 06/29/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by mymomsstupid / 06/29/2011 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML
by Anza / 06/29/2011 at 2:12am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
by crazy_bitch122 / 06/29/2011 at 1:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML
by eyelashess / 06/29/2011 at 12:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
by Fresca11 / 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by lamortdeshommes / 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm / United States / Love
by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by hadtocleanthemess / 06/28/2011 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
by Mrs.Slyfox / 06/28/2011 at 5:53am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by disgustedgf / 06/28/2011 at 3:32am / United States / Health
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
by girlshavepenises / 06/28/2011 at 2:39am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by veebenjoo / 06/28/2011 at 1:35am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Courtney / 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by fmylovelife / 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…