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Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23461) - you deserved it (13747)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

#16939621
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (10689)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45111) - you deserved it (3792)

On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38404) - you deserved it (3883)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML

#16932993
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40002) - you deserved it (3872)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

#16921671
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14631) - you deserved it (28698)

On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9600) - you deserved it (75413)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

#16908101
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36736) - you deserved it (3092)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML

#16905617
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7102) - you deserved it (51302)

On 06/29/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anza (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33301) - you deserved it (5342)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

#16904545
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26762) - you deserved it (3630)

On 06/29/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by eyelashess (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

#16903308
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38272) - you deserved it (11580)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

#16897554
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35074) - you deserved it (7453)

On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States



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