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Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

#16992661
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31873) - you deserved it (2432)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

#16990171
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32230) - you deserved it (3131)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31709) - you deserved it (5377)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML

#16984836
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28797) - you deserved it (2796)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by omfgfmlife - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33617) - you deserved it (4082)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

#16982648
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11102) - you deserved it (57172)

On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

#16974687
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35909) - you deserved it (4760)

On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

#16974064
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28542) - you deserved it (3657)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm - misc - by Kate - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

#16972353
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27133) - you deserved it (4265)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

#16972351
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30025) - you deserved it (13844)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32702) - you deserved it (3502)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

#16970335
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39687) - you deserved it (2764)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

#16969681
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36075) - you deserved it (9657)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30840) - you deserved it (3558)

On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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