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Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

#16995369
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24086) - you deserved it (16872)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

#16995078
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32297) - you deserved it (4922)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:11am - health - by ChelseaRae (woman) - United States

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33789) - you deserved it (3609)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

#16992661
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31692) - you deserved it (2424)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

#16990171
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30457) - you deserved it (2983)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31531) - you deserved it (5361)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML

#16984836
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27089) - you deserved it (2638)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by omfgfmlife - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33462) - you deserved it (4065)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

#16982648
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11037) - you deserved it (56918)

On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

#16974687
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (4679)

On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

#16974064
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27359) - you deserved it (3560)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm - misc - by Kate - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

#16972353
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26943) - you deserved it (4257)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

#16972351
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28745) - you deserved it (13440)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32558) - you deserved it (3488)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)



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